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내가 말하던게 바로 그거야

얘들아, 들어봐

너네가 오늘 했던 게임은

완벽했어!

yeah!!!!!

저 병신들은 아무것도 할수없었지

아무것도!

너넨 가족처럼 플레이했어

또 너네는 형제처럼 플레이했다

난 형제가진적 없는데요,코치

태드, 오늘 라커룸엔 니형제로 가득
차있다

저기,코치 팀을위해서 뭐좀 말해도될까요?

레이든,오늘같이 플에이한다면,
뭘말하든 상관없다

- 말해봐
- 고마워요

요요,너네들이 알았으면좋겠다

내 새로운 tv쇼가 이번주에 나올거야

제목은 "레이든 랜델과 함께하는 꿈들" 이지

많은 사람들이 전화해서 물을거야

그리고 난 죽이게 대답해줄거지

매일밤 10시
"레이든 랜델과 함께하는 꿈들"

거기서 보자고.

와 난 이미 감동받았는데.

오케이, 이제 샤워하자

샤워~

남은 위자료?

워랜과 내가 결혼했을때

넌 $60,000 빚졌었어.

그돈은 어디로 사라지지 않아

니들 둘이 무슨수작을 부리는지 알겠다

내가 계속 잘되고, 그건 널 엿먹이니

그러면 날 짜르는게 불가능해지지

그돈가지고 맥시코 여행가는건어때?

- 너무좋아~.
- 사랑해~

너가사랑하는거보다 더사랑해

물마시는거 잊지말라고.

브로~

-브로~
- 야야

뭔소리하는거야?
넌 꿈이 없어??

- 모두 꿈이있어, 니꿈은뭔데?
- Bro.

♪ 난 니가 정말필요하단걸 너도알잖아
너도알잖아 ,베이비♪

♪내가 할수있는게 없다해도 ♪

♪ 내가 정말널 원하는거 알잖아 베이비 ♪

난 딘와이프지만 한판 하고싶다

그래, 그건
fantastic한 꿈이야.

내쇼에 전화해, 내가 그꿈이루게해줄게

아냐아냐,난 그냥 내가알아서할게

Bro.

우리가 형제니깐 내가 반이 흑인이라 생각해?

Can you feel that?
dcinside 기미갤 크리넥스

You better hold on.
This one's about to get bumpy.
dcinside 기미갤 크리넥스

♪ give me a hell,
give me a yeah ♪
dcinside 기미갤 크리넥스

- ♪ hell yeah ♪
- ♪ stand up right now ♪
dcinside 기미갤 크리넥스

♪ give me a hell,
give me a yeah ♪
dcinside 기미갤 크리넥스

♪ stand up right now,
right now ♪
dcinside 기미갤 크리넥스

♪ give me a hell,
give me a yeah ♪
dcinside 기미갤 크리넥스

♪ stand up right now. ♪
dcinside 기미갤 크리넥스

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2번째 만드는거임 알아들을순있을거임

♪옆에 감자튀김이♪

♪ 날 질투하게하네 ♪

♪ 너는 머스타드 ♪

- ♪ 내가 좋아하는♪
- Oh.

♪ 내가 잊을수 있길바래 ♪

- ♪ 너가 했던것 ♪
- yeah.

OK, ladies!
좋아, 가자

연습할시간이야
빨리하자!

워~
빵 빵!

야,음악은 파 소 로 되있어

쑤셔봐.

♪ la la la la la ♪

♪ ahh ahh-hh. ♪

오케이,고마워요친구
좋은하루

진정하고 친구 잘가요

다신보지말자, 잘가

레이디스, 치어리딩하러 가자

빨리, 연습시간이야

정말 감성적이다...

- 헬로우!! 나여기있어
- ...그리고 쫙빠졋어..

"오리가 알을낳고, 닭도 낳앗어

그리고 농장은 다시 행복했다."

와줘서 고마워~

읽는게 중요하단거 기억해

그쪽이 말한것과 난 다르다고 말하고싶은데요

그쪽은 그책을 삶으로 가져왔어요

전 농장에 있었는데 닭과 함께---

전 알랙스 모랜입니다

아, 알렉스 모랜

작년에 Cypress Bowl을 잃었던
그 쿼터백?

아, "잃었다"는 좀 거치네요

"이기지 못했다" 가 좋을것 같네요

잠시만요, 총장의 와이프 아닌가요

헛소리 집어쳐

오늘밤 파티에 같이가고싶은데
재밌을거에요

너 약했니?

약 안했어요

왜, 약하고 싶으세요?
약할수 있어요

그래, 난 패스야

이번시즌 벤치에서 즐겨봐

그래요, 그래도 마음이바뀌면

goat house 오늘밤이에요

친구 데려와요

- 꿈들!!
- ♪ what I do is for you ♪

- ♪ uh, yeah... ♪
- 여보세요.

- ♪ uh-huh, everybody ♪
- ♪ you got to hold on ♪

- ♪ - hold on... ♪
- 꿈들!

♪ dreams can come true ♪

오, 안녕하세요

레이든 렌델 입니다

그리고 당신은 "꿈"을 보고있죠

매주 토요일
필드에서 당신에게 영감을 드립니다

지금 매일매일 영감을 드릴게요

전화가 온것 같네요

안녕하세요, 당신은 레이든과 통화하고있습니다

저기요,제이름은.. Sister.

무슨일이죠, sister?

나 오빠와 난 특별한 관계에요

오빠는 사람들앞에서 내 가슴을
잡고 빵빵 해요.

뭐라고요?

우리 가짜로 오랄도하고

가짜로 파티에서 떡도쳐요.

근데 이게 남자만나는데 방해되기
시작했어요

알겠어요.

어떻게해야되죠?

잠시만요,이게 당신 오빠얘기 하는거
맞죠?

- 네.
- 알겠습니다,

당신은 당신 꿈속에 살아야되요

그리고 당신 꿈들은 당신이 남자를
만나길 원한다고 말하고있어요

그럼 오빠랑 가짜 섹스하는걸 멈춰야되요

파티에서 그리고 남자를 만나요

사람, 영감...

- ♪ you've got to hold on ♪
- ...Dreams.

♪ breath on my breath ♪

♪ it leaves me breathless ♪

♪ I thought I told you
my heart was not one ♪

♪ you want to mess with... ♪

근데 왜 가사가 저따구야???

야 저남자는 심각한 감정을 끌어내

쟤가 소녀의 주근깨에 대해서 노래불러줬어

나 존나 울었잖아

너라면 그러겠지.

♪ your heart should
have never been one ♪

- ♪ that I should have messed with ♪
-우하~ ,예예.

새미, 뭔지랄이야?

미안, 계속해.

왜그래? 내가 가짜로 오랄하면
넌 웃었잖아

뭐? 내가?

쟤 때문이야?

저기요, 전 단도에요

- 응?
- 응.

단도 뭐 어쩌라고?

그냥 단지 그이름 단도에요

와, 존나 죽이네

-야 근데너 내이름아냐?
- 응

내이름은 내 동생한테서 꺼져 다

쑤셔봐

♪ breath on your breath ♪

♪ to leave you breathless... ♪

♪ get krunk, get krunk,
bounce off the flo' ♪

♪ step clap with it,
lean back, shoulder roll ♪

♪ brush the dirt off your
shoulder, keep it clean fo' sho' ♪

♪ do a doughnut in your whip,
make the alpines blow ♪

♪ you can do it like that,
now everybody go ♪

♪ hey, whoa whoa whoa ♪

♪ hey, come on,
whoa whoa whoa ♪

♪ put your hands up like
whoa whoa ♪

♪ hurry up and stand up
like whoa whoa... ♪

알렉스

데브라, 왔네요!!

간신히

바텐더 여기두잔

goat house 에온거 환영해요

나여기 처음와본거 아니거든

난 저기 앞잔디에서 떡도쳤어

니가 태어나기 훨씬전에

음,,그럼 한번더 잔디에서 떡칠래요?

떡칠 방있지?

- 네,네네네네네
- 가자

- ok
- ♪ whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa. ♪

- 안녕 태드
- 안녕

- 잘있어 태드
- 잘가

♪ you left sunburns
on my face ♪

♪ your love was bright,
bright that day ♪

♪ how could this be... ♪

굿모닝 캡틴

너 저사람이 누군지 알아????

그래, 총장 와이프잖아

세련 됬잖아

근데 위층에 새 싱크 필요하겠다

형제, 쟨 단지 총장의 와이프가아니야

저여자는 코치의 전부인이야

형제.

코치가 알아야할필요 없잖아

형제..내가 말할거야

아니야,태드 말할필요없어

- 말할거야
- 안되 안되.

- I--
-형제의 비밀.

우리 형제 맞지?
형제의 비밀은 형제외에는 말하지않는다

넌 형제의 비밀을 말할필요없어

존나 잘지어내네

나랑있으면 비밀은 지킬거야

쌋냐??

동생을 잃은 느낌이야

어제 날 피했어

내가 걔 가슴을 잡고 가짜로 오랄했다고

왜 걔 가슴잡고 빵빵 했는데?

그건 우리꺼야, 어렸을때부터 했으니깐

근데 그 병신같은 단도새끼랑 어울리고

야 단도같은 남자는 존나 강력한 기타같은게있어

그새끼한테서 기타를 뺏어

매리조가 흥미를 잃을거라고 내가 보증한다

야, 휴식끝이야

당장 들어와

와우, 감독표정 완전 씹이네

나도 알아 씨발, 나중에 말해줄게

형제, 코치가 알아?

형제, 만약 코치가알면
니 엉덩이 찢어버릴걸

데브라하고 코치는 5년전에 이혼했는데,
피바다라고 들었어

그해에, 데브라고 따먹혔다고 우연히들었을때

한 선수가 이상하게도 장학금을 잃었지

코치는 절대 모를거야

씨발

왜저래 형제?

말할수없어, 형제의비밀이야.

그래, 형제의마음으로 누구한테 말할수없어

근데 누가 누구의 전부인과 떡쳤데

그게 내가말할수있는 전부야
그게 다야

근데 어떤 형제가 니 형제야?

떡친 새끼가 니형제야 아니면 전와이프가 니형제야?

음..아마.둘다 일거야

도덕적인 딜레마에 빠진것처럼 들린다 형제여

오,,,와우

내 쫌 섹시한 쿼터백이 여깄네

깜짝아

난 그날 많이 재미봤어요

근데 난 당신이 코치의 전 와이프란걸
몰랐어요

그리고 만약 그가안다면...난
그가 날 죽일거에요

그가 아는것 정도의 위험은 감수해야지

위험을 감수하지 않을거야?

Mm-hmm.

Um...

Wow.

그럼이제 존나 재밌을거야

그생각은 이제 그만해

Mm-hmm.

이제 이것만 생각해

- 네네, 할수있을거같아요
- Uh-huh.

- Dreams!
- ♪ what I do is for you ♪

- ♪ uh yeah... ♪
- Hello, caller.

- ♪ uh-huh, everybody ♪
- ♪ you got to hold on ♪

- ♪ - hold on... ♪
- Dreams!

♪ dreams can come true. ♪

안녕하세요

레이든 렌델 입니다

그리고 당신은 "꿈들"을 보고계십니다

안녕하세요, 어떻게 꿈을 이루게 해드릴까요

안녕하세요, 전 채드 입니다.

형제의 중요한 비밀을 알고있는데요.

꿈을이루는데 어려운점을 말해보세요

내 형제중하나가 또다른 형제의 와이프와
잤어요

그리고 내꿈은 내가 어떻게해야할지
당신이 말해주는거에요

그렇군요, 형제의 비밀 좀 복잡할수있겟네요

근데 들어봐요, 내가 해결해줄게요

우선

만약 당신이 두 형제의 끈적한 상황을 만난것 같으면

한사람한테 충실하게 해야합니다

그건 당신에게 많이 힘들거에요

사랑. 영감

- ♪ you've got to hold on ♪
- ...Dreams.

♪ breath on your breath ♪

♪ to leave me breathless ♪

♪ I thought I told you
my heart was not one ♪

♪ you should mess with ♪

♪ still I can't forget ♪

♪ what you did... ♪

- 뭔 문제야???
- 뭔 문제 냐고?

저새끼가 내 문제야 그리고 니가 내 문제다
넌 재밌었잖아

근데 지금 니가하는건 이좆같은 옆에 앉아서
이 좆같은새끼를 듣는거야

좆같은 기타로 연주하는 좆같은 노래를

이건 우리아빠가$7,000 주고 사준거에요.

오 씨발!, 거기다 부자네 씨발!

그거 아냐 씨발?
넌 쟤를 못가져, 단도.

둘이 잘해봐라

그래 잘해볼게

넌 가끔 존나 어린애같아

저기 형제 코치가 보잔다

왜??

말하고싶은데,할수없어

형제의 비밀

앉아라 알랙스

너 내와이프랑 떡쳤냐?

아뇨

그래 딱 한번만 크게
다시한번물으마

내 와이프랑 떡쳤냐?

엄밀히말하자면 코치님 와이프가 아닌데요

아무것도 아니에요 아무것도 아니에요

- 8~9번밖에 안했어요.
- oh!

어떻게 되는지 궁금해

코치님이 총장을 싫어하실것 같아서

미안해요,끝났어요,끝났어요

아니 안끝났어
넌 그년이랑 계속 떡쳐야될거야

난 정말 하고싶지 않은데요

내가 니 장학금을 뺏을거야

너가 존나 쉽게 받는것처럼

지금 전화할거다

-알았냐?
- 네

그럼 넌 데브라랑 계속 떡쳐야될거야

그리고 침대에서

그리고 이 이름을 속삭여

Ernicio.

Ernicio?

Mmm.

한번만 더말하고싶어요

이건 나쁜생각 같아요

오 내

Oh wow.

여긴 여자들의 락커룸이 아니야

안되

여긴 내가 변할곳이 아니지

- Hm-mmm.
- 여기서 뭐해?

난 그냥--웁--앉아있어요.

그거알아?

- 너가 너대로 행동한다면
- Mm-hmm?

아마도 내가너한테 가슴을 보여줄거같은데
(치어리딩할때 흔드는거같은데 가슴을말하는듯)

오, 가슴 좋아해요

- 그래?
- Mm-hmm.

너도알다시피, 니코치와

여기서 맨날 했거든

- 정말요?
- Mm-hmm.

신이시여,그가 여기오지않기를

- 상상하기싫지?
- 오제발, 그건싫어요

Mmm.

오예

정말 섹시해

고마워요

Ernicio.

뭐라고했어?

Ernicio?
잘못 발음했나요?

Oh God.

어리석은 새끼

뭔일이야 형제

니가 형제의 비밀을깨서 날이렇게 만들었다

난 단지 널 도와주고싶었어 브로

- 제발 하지마
-아니야, 내가 도와줄게

제발하지마

씨발

그래, 묻고싶은게있다

Ernicio 라고 말할때 어땟니?

존나 화내던데요,코치

그리고 코치한테 미쉘브랜치가 안부전해달라고
했다고 말해주랬어요

씨발 망할년

어떻게 되가고 잇는지 말해봐요
전 이제 된건가요?

- 넌 내가 괜찮다고 할때 된거다
- 좋아요

오늘 Beach Sweet Suites 데려가라

277 방을 찾아

정말 하고싶지 않은데..

넌 맨날 떡쳐야될거다 그년이 너랑하길 원하니

치어리딩 유니폼,벨트 같은게 있을거야.

알겠어요 코치님

그럼난 깜짝방문자로 준비할테니

오랄섹스를해라

존나 웃긴 장면을 볼거다

잠시만요 잠시만요, 총장한테만 전화하지마요

오,,아..

- 알랙스 모랜.
- Yeah

넌 체포됫어

OK, ah, oh.

- 데브라.
- Yeah.

데브라 말할게있어요

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

코치가 알고 널 경멸할지라도
넌 정말 죽여

- 뭐라고요?
- 넌 말할수없을정도로 죽여

데브라, 내생각엔 코치가 꾸민것같아요

- 대답하지마요
- 누구야?

- 당신 남편이요
- 내 남편?

다니엘, 다니엘이 그랬어요

시킨대로 하지않으면 난 죽어요

갈거야 신경쓰지마

- 안갈거에요
- 몇분만 있어봐

- 데브라 빨리.
- 더러운년

Coach? Ah!

개새끼, 여기서 뭐하는거야

Ah, ouh, oh God.

OK, there it is.

이제 전 갈게요,열쇠좀 주실래요

내생각에, 졸업할때 아버지가 회사를 물려주실것같아

- 내말은 꾀 골치아프단거지
- 근데 기타는 언제사는거야?

모두 닥쳐봐
내가 노래부를테니깐

- 안되
- 20분전에 막쓴곡이야

내동생 매리조를 위해.

- 저기 앉아있어
- yeah

♪ I said I'm sorry that I broke your
boyfriend's shitty guitar ♪

- ♪ I said I'm sorry that.. ♪
- 니오빠 병신같다.

♪ shitty boyfriend's guitar ♪
♪ I said I'm sorry that I... ♪

담배나 피러가자

니 혼자가

- 너 이 좆같은 음악이좋아?
- 아니 이음악은 싫어

내생애 최악의 곡이야

근데 이것이 의미하는걸 사랑해

이걸 연주하는사람을 사랑해
미안해 단도

근데 넌 단도라고 부르잖아

뭐?

새미 그만 그만해.

미안해 니 남친의 좆같은 기타를부셔서

알았어
근데 갠 내남친이 아니야

뭐야, 쑤셔?

- 마지막?
- 그래 마지막으로.

그리웠어 새미.

저기요 저기요, 코치 아직 저 여기있어요
키가지고있어요? 키좀 받을수있을까요?

Thank you.

- 근데 궁금한게있는데, Ernicio가 누구죠?
- 내 자지 이름이야

그럼 미쉘브랜치는 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
재미들 보내요

- dreans!
- d what I do is for you d

- Hello, caller.
- ♪ uh-huh, everybody ♪

Dreams!

안녕하세요, 레이든 랜델입니다
당신은 "꿈들"을 시청하고 계십니다

전화가 왓네요
여보세요

나야,태드 캐슬, 니 풋볼팀 주장

무슨일이야 태드
니꿈은 뭔데?

니 좆같은 충고덕분에, 형제를 잃었어
걘 지금 따먹히고있거든

그니깐,당신의 꿈은 좋은 형제를
만들고 싶단 거죠?

내꿈은 니 병신같은 쇼를 방송에 자랑하는거야

음..그게 당신꿈이라면

어떻게 홍보해야되는지 말해줘야되나요?
좋아요

먼저 홍보를 하려면

pd한테 편지보내거나 e메일을 써야됩니다

근데 이메일이뭐야
이메일 갖는게 내꿈이야.

펜있나요?

Dreams!

That's what I'm talking about!

All right, listen up, guys.

That game you played
out there today

Was perfect!

Yeah!

Those pussies wanted
nothing to do with you--

Nothing!

You played like a family.

You played like brothers.

I've never had a brother, coach.

Well, Thad, today you have
a locker room full of brothers.

Hey, coach, can I say
something to the team?

Radon, the way you played today--
you can say anything you want.

- Come on out here.
- Thanks, man.

Yo, I want everybody to tune into

my new TV show I've got
coming out this week.

It's called
"Dreams with Radon Randell,"

People call in
with questions,

and I answer them
in an inspirational way.

Weeknights, 10:00 p.M.
"Dreams with Radon Randell."

Be there.

Wow, I'm inspired already.

OK, let's hit the showers.

Showers!

Back alimony?

Well, when Warren and I
got married,

you still owed me $60,000.

That money doesn't just go away.

I see what's going on with you two.

I'winning, and it pisses you off

because it makes it impossible
for you to get rid of me.

What do you think about Mexico
for a nice vacation with the money?

- I love it.
- Oh, I love you.

I love you more than you do.

Don't forget to drink the water.

Bro.

- Bro.
- Come on, man,

what you talking about?
You ain't got no dreams?

- Everybody got dreams.
What's your dream?
- Bro.

♪ you know I really
need you, baby ♪

♪ and there's
nothing I can do ♪

♪ you know I really
want you, baby... ♪

I'd like to bang
the dean's wife though.

Now see, that's
a fantastic dream.

Call into my show and I'll see if
I can't make that happen for you.

No no, I-- I'll just
handle that on my own.

Bro.

Hey, do you think now that we're bros
that makes me half black?

Can you feel that?

You better hold on.
This one's about to get bumpy.

♪ give me a hell,
give me a yeah ♪

- ♪ hell yeah ♪
- ♪ stand up right now ♪

♪ give me a hell,
give me a yeah ♪

♪ stand up right now,
right now ♪

♪ give me a hell,
give me a yeah ♪

♪ stand up right now. ♪

Sync by Alex1969
www.addic7ed.com

♪ fries on the side ♪

♪ to make me jealous ♪

♪ you're the mustard ♪

- ♪ - I'm the relish... ♪
- Oh.

♪ I wish I could forget ♪

- ♪ what you did... ♪
- yeah.

OK, ladies!
All right, let's go!

It's time to get back to the practice!
Let's go!

Whoa.
Honk honk!

Hey, music class is
in building C, pal, so...

bang it.

♪ la la la la la ♪

♪ ahh ahh-hh. ♪

OK, thank you, buddy.
Good day.

Take it easy, pal.
Goodbye.

See you never.
Adios.

Ladies, let's get back
to cheerleading.

Come on, time for
practice. OK!

He's so sensitive...

- Hello! I'm right here.
- ...and skinny.

"And the duck laid an egg,
and so did the hen,

and the whole wide farm
was happy again."

Thank you so much for coming.

Remember, reading is important.

I just gotta say--
and you tell me if I'm out of line--

you brought
that book to life.

I was on that farm,
you know, with the hens and the--

I'm Alex Moran.

Oh, Alex Moran--

the quarterback that lost
the Cypress Bowl last year?

Oh, "lost" is so harsh.

I like to think I "un-won" that game.

Wait, you don't happen
to be dean Simon's wife?

Oh, cut the bullshit.

OK.

I want to take you to a party tonight.
I think it'd be fun.

How high are you?

I'm not high.

Why, you want to get high?
We can get high.

Yeah, I think I'll pass.

Have fun sitting
on the bench this season.

OK, but if you change
your mind, I mean,

it's tonight at the goat house.

Bring your friends.

- Dreams!
- ♪ what I do is for you ♪

- ♪ uh, yeah... ♪
- Hello, caller.

- ♪ uh-huh, everybody ♪
- ♪ you got to hold on ♪

- ♪ - hold on... ♪
- Dreams!

♪ dreams can come true ♪

Oh, hello.

I'm Radon Randell,

and you're watching "Dreams."

Every Saturday
I inspire you on the field.

Now let me inspire you
in your everyday life.

Oh, seems we have a caller.

Hello, caller. You're on with Radon.

Hey, my name is... Sister.

What's up, sister?

Well, my brother and I have
a special relationship.

He grabs my boobs
in public and honks them.

What?

We fake blow
each other a lot.

We fake bang at parties.

Well, anyway, it's starting to get
in the way of me meeting guys.

I bet.

So what should I do?

Wait, you said this is your brother
we're talking about, right?

- Uh-huh.
- All right, well hey,

you've got to live your dreams.

And your dreams tell you
that you want to meet guys,

then you've got to stop
fake banging your brother

at parties and meet guys.

Love, inspiration...

- ♪ you've got to hold on ♪
- ...Dreams.

♪ breath on my breath ♪

♪ it leaves me breathless ♪

♪ I thought I told you
my heart was not one ♪

♪ you want to mess with... ♪

What's with the breathless wonder?

Dude, that guy pulls serious beave.

He sang me a song the other day
about a girl's freckles.

I was bawling my eyes out.

Of course you were.

♪ your heart should
have never been one ♪

- ♪ that I should have messed with ♪
- Whoa! Yeah yeah.

Sammy, what the hell?

I'm sorry. Keep playing.

What's going on? You always laugh
when I fake blow you.

What? No, I don't.

Because of him?

Hey, man, I'm Dando.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Dando what?

That's it.
Just one name-- Dando.

Wow, that is so cool.

- Hey, you want to know my name?
- Yeah.

It's stay away from my sister.

Bang it.

♪ breath on your breath ♪

♪ to leave you breathless... ♪

♪ get krunk, get krunk,
bounce off the flo' ♪

♪ step clap with it,
lean back, shoulder roll ♪

♪ brush the dirt off your
shoulder, keep it clean fo' sho' ♪

♪ do a doughnut in your whip,
make the alpines blow ♪

♪ you can do it like that,
now everybody go ♪

♪ hey, whoa whoa whoa ♪

♪ hey, come on,
whoa whoa whoa ♪

♪ put your hands up like
whoa whoa ♪

♪ hurry up and stand up
like whoa whoa... ♪

Alex!

Debra, you made it...

Barely.

Bartender, two shots.

Welcome to the goat house.

Please, it's not like
I haven't been here before.

I was banging guys
on the front lawn

long before you were born.

Well, shall we retire
to the front lawn then?

You got a bathroom
that we can do it in?

- Yeah. Yeah, of course.
- Come on.

- OK.
- ♪ whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa. ♪

- Hi, Thad.
- Hi.

- Bye, Thad.
- Bye.

♪ you left sunburns
on my face ♪

♪ your love was bright,
bright that day ♪

♪ how could this be... ♪

Morning, cap'n.

Do you know who that was?

Yeah, it's the dean's wife.

She was classy.

Oh, you need a new sink
upstairs, by the way.

Bro, she's not just the dean's wife.

She's coach's ex-wife,

bro.

He don't have to know.

Bro, I gotta tell.

No, Thad, you don't
have to tell coach.

- I gotta tell him.
- No no no.

- I--
- Bro code.

We're brothers, right?
Bro's don't tell on other bros.

You don't have to tell me
about the bro code.

I pretty much invented it.

Your secret's safe with me.

Did you splooge?

I feel like I'm losing my sister.

Yesterday she got pissed at me

'cause I was honking her boobs
and fake blowing her.

Why were you honking
her boobs?

That's our thing. We've been
doing it since we were little kids.

Then that prick Dando
comes along and--

Look, the thing about guys like Dando
is that the power is in their guitar.

You get the guitar out of his hands,

I guarantee you Mary Jo
will lose interest.

Hey, coffee break's over.

Get in there now.

Wow, he looks pissed.

I know. Shit. I'll talk to you
later, all right?

Bro, does coach know?

Bro, if he found out,
he'd machete your ass.

Debra and him divorced five years ago.
I heard it was a bloodbath.

That year, a player mysteriously
lost his scholarship

when coach overheard him mention
that Debra had killer titties, bro.

He can never find out.

Shit.

What was that all about, bro?

Can't say. Bro code.

OK, so a bro of mine--
I can't say who,

but somebody's screwing
somebody's ex-wife.

But that's all I can say.
That's it.

Well, which bro is your bro?

The bro doing the banging
or the bro with the ex-wife?

I guess they're both my bros.

Sounds like you got yourself
a moral dilemma, bro.

Oh wow.

There's my sexy little quarterback.

Holy shit.

Look, I had a lot of fun
the other night,

but I had no idea that you were
the coach's ex-wife.

And if he finds out, I'm--
he'll kill me.

Him finding out is a risk you're
gonna have to take.

Don't you like taking risks?

Mm-hmm.

Um...

Wow.

Then we're gonna have
a lot of fun together.

Now stop thinking with this...

Mm-hmm.

...and start thinking with this.

- OK. Yeah, I can do that.
- Uh-huh.

- Dreams!
- ♪ what I do is for you ♪

- ♪ uh yeah... ♪
- Hello, caller.

- ♪ uh-huh, everybody ♪
- ♪ you got to hold on ♪

- ♪ - hold on... ♪
- Dreams!

♪ dreams can come true. ♪

Hello there.

I'm Radon Randell

and you're watching "Dreams."

Hello, caller, how can I make
your dream come true?

Hello, this is Chad.

I'm having
bro-code loyalty issues.

Please state your problem
in the form of a dream.

One of my bros slept
with another bro's ex-wife,

and my dream is that you'll
tell me what to do about it.

OK, now the bro code--
that can be complex,

but hold on, I'm gonna
break it down for you.

Now first of all,

if you run into a sticky situation
with two bros,

then you have to be
most loyal to the one

that can do the most damage
to you, all right?

Love, inspiration...

- ♪ you've got to hold on ♪
- ...Dreams.

♪ breath on your breath ♪

♪ to leave me breathless ♪

♪ I thought I told you
my heart was not one ♪

♪ you should mess with ♪

♪ still I can't forget ♪

♪ what you did... ♪

- What is your problem?
- What's my problem?

He's my problem and you're
my problem. You used to be fun

and now all you do is sit around
and listen to shitty guys

playing shitty music
on their shitty guitars.

This guitar cost my dad $7,000.

Oh great! He's rich too.

You know what?
You can have her, Dando.

Good luck to the both of you.

Good. Go. See if I care.

You're so immature sometimes!

Hey, bro, coach wants
to see you in his office.

About what?

I want to tell you but I can't--

Bro code.

Sit down, Alex.

Did you hump my wife?

No.

OK, I'm gonna ask again,
only this time louder.

Did you hump my wife?

Oh, technically she's not your wife.

OK, it was nothing.
It was nothing.

- It was only like eight or nine times.
- Oh!

Gee, I wonder what's
going on in there.

I thought you hated the dean.

Look, I'm sorry.
It's over. It's over.

No, it's not.
You're gonna keep humping her.

I really don't want to.

I can take away your scholarship

just as easily as I gave it to you.

I'm calling the shots
here now, buddy boy.

- You get it?
- Yeah.

So you're gonna keep
humping Debra

and the next time
you're in bed with her,

you're going to whisper the name

Ernicio.

Ernicio?

Mmm.

So I just want to say one more time

that I think this is a bad idea.

Oh my.

Oh wow.

This is not
the girls' locker room.

No.

This isn't usually where I change.

- Hm-mmm.
- What are you doing here?

Oh, I'm just--whoop-- sitting.

Well, you know what?

- If you behave yourself...
- Mm-hmm?

...maybe I'll let you
see my pompoms.

Oh, I love pompoms.

- You do?
- Mm-hmm.

You know, your coach--he and I--

we used to come in here
all the time and do it.

- Oh, really?
- Mm-hmm.

God, I hope he doesn't walk in.

- Can you imagine?
- Oh God, I would hate that.

Mmm.

Oh, good Lord.

God, you're really sexy.

Thank you.

Ernicio.

What did you say?

Ernicio?
Am I pronouncing it right?

Oh God.

You stupid shit.

Hey, what happened to my bro?

You did this to me when you broke
your stupid bro code.

I want to make this up to you, bro.

- Please don't.
- No, I'm gonna make this up to you.

Please don't.

Shit.

So I see you did what I asked you to.

Tell me, what did her face look like
when you mentioned Ernicio?

She was pretty angry, coach.

Then she told me to tell you
Michelle Branch says hi.

Ah, that bitch!

Either you tell me what's
going on coach or I'm out.

- Hey, you're out when I say you're out.
- Alright.

Now, you're gonna take her to
the Beach Sweet Suites tonight.

Ask for room 277.

I really don't wanna--

You're gonna do every twisted shit,
like she wants you to do.

Will probably involve, like,
belts or a cheerleading uniform.

Yeah, been there, done than, coach.

The I've arranged
for a surprise visitor,

that's gonna blow up in her face.

We'll see who's laughing then.
Huh, huh, huh, huh.

Wait--wait, coach, please don't
tell me you're calling the dean.

Oh, whoh, OK, ouh, face, ah...

- Alex Moran.
- Yeah.

You're under arrest.

OK, ah, oh.

- Debra.
- Yeah.

Debra here's something
I gotta tell you.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Oh, God, you're so hot that you wanna
keep the scorn even though Marty knows.

- What?
- It's such a turn on, I can't even tell you.

Oh, Debra, I think he's setting us up.

- Don't answer that.
- Who's at the door?

- It's your husband.
- My husband?

Daniels, Daniels did it.

I didn't die but I didn't
control the situation.

Who cares? He'll leave.
Just be quiet.

- Oh no, he won't.
- Oh yeah, give us a minute.

- Debra, come on.
- You're a bitch.

Coach? Ah!

You son of a bitch, what
are you doing here?

Ah, ouh, oh God.

OK, there it is.

OK, I'd like to leave, is there
a key or something I can get?

Yeah, so I think, I mean I'll probably take
over my dad's business when I graduate.

- I mean it's got sick benefits.
- So, when do you get that new guitar again?

Everyone shut up!
I'm gonna sing a song

- Oh, no.
- I wrote this song about 20 minutes ago.

It's for my sister, Mary Jo.

- She's sitting right there.
- Yeah.

♪ I said I'm sorry that I broke your
boyfriend's shitty guitar ♪

- ♪ I said I'm sorry that.. ♪
- Your brother sucks.

♪ shitty boyfriend's guitar ♪
♪ I said I'm sorry that I... ♪

Let's go smoke some cigarettes
outside this tune.

Actually, you should go alone.

- You love this shitty music?
- No, I hate this music.

It's probably the worst song
I've ever heard in my life,

but I love what it means.

I love who's playing it,
so I'm sorry Dando.

But you called me Dando.

What?

Sammy, stop. You can stop.

I'm sorry for breaking
your shitty boyfriend's guitar.

I heard that.
And he's not my boyfriend.

Phew. Bang it?

- One last time?
- Sure, last time.

I missed you so much, Sammy.

Guys, guys c'mon, coach I'm still here.
Ha-have you got keys? Can I get keys?

Thank you.

- Look, I got a question, who's Ernicio?
- It's the name of my dick.

OK, so Michelle Branch's.
Cool, have fun guys.

- Dreams!
- d what I do is for you d

- Hello, caller.
- ♪ uh-huh, everybody ♪

Dreams!

Hello, I'm Radon Randell
and you're watching "Dreams."

Boards are lighting up.
Hello, caller.

It's me, Thad Castle, the captain
of your football team.

How you doin' Thad?
What's your dream?

Based on bad advice you gave me, I sold out
a bro, and now he's totally screwed.

OK, so your dream is, you wanna
make good with your bros, right?

No. Actually, my dream is to get
your stupid show off the air.

Umm, well I guess if that's
your dream, then I have to

tell you how to get my show
of the air? Fine.

If you wanna get the show of the air
then the first thing you gotta do

is write or email
the TV station supervisor.

And what's that email?
It's my dream to get that email.

You got a pen?

Dreams!

Sync by Alex1969
www.addic7ed.com